Monday, March 31, 2008

That sound you hear is many Minnesotans putting a shotgun in their mouths

It is opening day of baseball season. Yesterday it was 55 degrees. I woke up this morning to see a god damn blizzard.

Why do I live here? It's like living on Hoth.

Update: Because of the snow, my satellite dish is covered. When I turn on my TV I get the all too familiar "Searching for Satellite Signal" message that I get on any day when the weather is not 81 Degrees, mostly sunny skys, with a 7 m.p.h. wind coming out of the southeast. So now I can't stay in and build a fire and watch the Twins opener. I can still build the fire, but only for survival purposes, not for adding to the atmosphere of watching television indoors.

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